Surprise, Surprise, Surprise!
I, “Stinker” Lori Leighanne Varner, was born on March 7, 1984, to proud parents George
Wayne Varner and Edna Ruth Davis Varner. The proud grandparents were George Henley and Roxie Annie Varner of Weogufka (we
go goofy as my daddy called it) and Alva Lee and Beulah Inez Davis of Stewartville. Unfortunately, I didn’t get to know my
grandpa (George Henley Varner) as he was deceased by the time I was born. I am the youngest of 3 children. My sister, Patty
Ruth Varner Moates, is currently 40 years of age. My brother, Larry Wayne “Bubba” Varner is 38 years of age. As you can
see, there are 20 years of age between Patty and I and 18 between Bubba and I. So as you probably noticed, I was a bit of
a surprise to say the least. I first started off as an ulcer. My mom had eaten too many green plums; and therefore, the
doctor decided I was an ulcer. Well about four months later it was obvious I was on the way, which my daddy said he knew
all the time. Not much of a surprise since everything I’ve ever done my daddy knew about before I actually did it. My grandparents,
Alva Lee and Beulah, were quite shocked also. My parents were afraid my brother wouldn’t like me and have nothing to do with
me. But actually he’s one of my best friends. But back to business, I made my grand entrance into this wonderful world on
March the 7th after the TV show Dynasty went off because my mom meant she was going to see the rest of it. Guess that’s why
I like soap operas now!
My Favorites
Favorite Band or Musician: a little of it all but mostly country Favorite TV show: wrestling Favorite movie: Indiana
Jones movies Favorite book: Bible Favorite sports team: Atlanta Braves and Auburn Tigers Favorite food: pizza
My Hobbies
I love animals. I have 2 fish: Faith and Crystal. A cat named Faith and a dog named Cassie. I like to paint but not like
pictures and all. I like to play basketball from time to time.
Most Admired
My mom and dad.
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